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He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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