Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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