are you still at the devil's house?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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