Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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