So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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