make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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