i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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