i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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