help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
