so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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