Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
