nut hugger
I don't think brook has ever known best
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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