Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Randomize
