Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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