The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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