Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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