Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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