So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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