i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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