I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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