no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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