Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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