You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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