Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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