Having a random hookup so left but love u
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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