and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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