Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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