She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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