I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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