I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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