I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
