If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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