Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
