Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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