I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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