am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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