Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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