Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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