Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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