is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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