8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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