its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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