question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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