I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I am naked and annoyed.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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