My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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