Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
