I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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