He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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