Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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