three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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