God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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