I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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