so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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