I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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