dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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